This is so much better than saying “Look at ziss littull girlie man” in a ‘Hans and Franz’ voice, but that would’ve worked well, too (and the time when Arnold appeared on that SNL skit is still one of the best moments of that show)

9) Twitter's major advertisers should make it clear right now that if Musk rolls back the brand safety policies that he has said he was going to roll back, that they plan on walking immediately. Twitter's top 20 advertisers here: mediamatters.org/twitter/these-…

Pumpkin patch with historic Buckeystown, Md in the background. This town is a beautiful cluster of ornate Victorian houses with broad porches

This seems like a fitting plot twist in the story of this franchise and the broader NFL. I hope he succeeds.

TFW when you can’t see the difference between ‘Silicon Valley’ the TV show and the real version of Silicon Valley

Let me suggest the contempt in that second tweet - “please, surely he can manage a social network” - is a big part of why he’s very visibly failing at managing this social network.

Himars targeted and hit a Wagner' PMC barrack's hotel complex in #Melitopol only 3 badly wounded and rest 300+ eliminated instantly💀☠

Cocaine Hippo washingtonpost.com/world/2023/03/…

every thought leader in the valley is a libertarian until they need a government bailout of their startup bank

I would love to see the reaction if this happened just once after a White House presser

Shocking.

It feels grim to think about the role of tech companies in preserving important musical legacies p4k.in/oDBWc6i

Hey NCAA Lacrosse - I'm getting a '404 not found' message on your (Ticketmaster) website when I try to book 'all session tickets' at the Lacrosse championship. What's up with that?

I don't have much to add to the A's discourse, except: If you buy a team, run it into the ground and move it, you should have to answer for it and do AT LEAST one press conference. You don't want to confront backlash? Go make your billions elsewhere.

Is it him?? 👀

Oh, so now Aaron Rodgers believes in doctors.

First fire of Autumn

Elon is able to do this kinda stuff because we live in a world where ad executives will tell you with a straight face that more people saw a shampoo commercial than people actually exist on earth.

Mums the word!