*36hrs.

May 12th has arrived. So we pray.

Game 7 in OKC is the most expensive Thunder home game on TickPick record — current get-in price is $185 🤯

Aaron Nesmith when the game is out of reach

If the tip screen flips round and they’ve done literally nothing, you should be allowed to meet them at the rim and slam it back with interest. Loudly.

Prayers up for the late night writers room.

17 turnovers and counting in a half, and still in touch. If they fix that… #NBAFinals

Per my last email. Pacers in 6.

All of you who think that Trump saying “I wish him well” re: Elon means he actually wishes him well, hasn’t spent enough time with any one of money/period drama TV/the British. Still raging.

Rick Carlisle basketball.

Sean Marks, who art in Brooklyn; hallowed be thy name. ONE TIME.

Game has changed. Bigger, stronger athletes, playing too many minutes, in too many games. Where do I send my invoice?

It appears the only ad on this app is Michael Cera and Uber Eats. Frequency capping is cool guys.

Genuinely insane that there is a world where the Nets x Suns Kevin Durant trade tree doesn’t fully resolve until 2032.

NY may occasionally spit in my face and kick me in the groin, but then it goes and does something like a sunset and all is forgiven. It has its problems. But it really is incredibly special.

Travelers no longer have to remove their shoes to get through the regular line at TSA security checkpoints at airports, per CBS

Work from your phone. Work from your car. Work from the plane. The work never stops. The work is eternal. The work is you. You are the work. This whole thing screams one word: Achtung.

I’ve seen this movie.

No comment.

Know what sucks? When you come to a country, pay taxes, and follow every imaginable rule to be a good house guest - and still get this. The US is *so compelling* it can get away with this. For now. But talent will go elsewhere. Immigration isn’t solved with a trawler.