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I’m going to adapt “Merriam-Webster’s dictionary” for the stage because I’ve always wanted to make a play on words

I walked into a gender neutral restroom in Portland and it was just a beautiful meadow with a single willow tree in the center

I just saw a semi with the bumper sticker “if you can’t see my mirrors, you do not exist” and when I passed the truck there was a baby driving it

For Halloween I’m gonna put on a fat suit and go as Jeffrey Dahmer if he never got caught

I had trouble getting through the book “The Ethical Slut” so I picked up a copy of “How to be a Slut for Dummies”

Barack Obama’s Favorite OnlyFans Accounts of 2023

Oppenheimer being nominated for best picture and the atomic bomb not receiving a nomination is literally missing the point of the film

Check out Ryan Goodcase’s full set from "Introducing..." at #NetflixIsAJokeFest here: youtu.be/waOZslc8c4Q

This is my favorite joke from my Netflix is a Joke set

The Hawk Tuah girl is the first time I’ve jerked off to an interview since Larry King died

The best film of the last ten years is that episode of ‘Joe Pera Talks With You’ where he hears “Baba O’Riley” by The Who for the first time.

Would love to meet the first guy to lose his virginity in the back of a Cybertruck

Nardwuar interviewing P Diddy but each item is just a piece of implicating evidence

I have a participation kink. Just happy to be here

If I could have one wish it would be to see Kanye's twitter drafts

Are we about to go to war #FourNations

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