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1.) Pay exorbitant amount of $ for midcentury house in walkable neighborhood near downtown. 2.) GMIL asks you if it’s a trailer. 3.) Months later MIL visits & comments that she’s “surprised you’d live in that kind of neighborhood” bc every decision warrants judgment. 4.) Give up.

That would make a sweet dent in my student loans.

Hey SimpliSafe thanks for the notification that motion was detected at my front door at 4:40am but your crappy dooorbell didn’t bother to record yet again. I swear the moment Netatmo will sell me a doorbell you and I are DONE.

10 lbs of roasted Hatch chiles acquired, bagged, and put in the freezer ✅ It finally smells like August! 🌶

The comments remind me why I left Texas. So many folks (Texans)who would rather keep having these mass shootings than give up SOME of their guns. Y’all, you really don’t need AR-15s. Really. Unless you have plans to do something terrible, that is. Thanks for trying, Beto O'Rourke

If you think you’re doing your part by recycling please watch the video in this article. apple.news/A6X26WGr5Swqrj…

“...maybe they didn’t like a joke I told.” GTFO, Bloomberg. You are the problem, not the women who accused you of exactly what you did.

I just donated to the Elizabeth Warren campaign for ending Bloomberg. Thanks for doing that, Elizabeth!

Yup! BYEEE!!!

Thank you, Elizabeth Warren I know you would have been a great president❤️ Your efforts are appreciated!

BITSCafe4ever gofundme.com/f/Bits4ever?ut… Y’all, this is my favorite restaurant! Let’s help save them, please!

The kids are alright! time.com/5856720/rumps-…

HEY MORONS, just because you got COVID and managed not die thanks to the tremendous efforts of the healthcare workers who took care of you doesn’t mean COVID is fake. We risk our lives TO SAVE YOU, not for you to tell us you never had it.

Toss him NOW #25thAmendment

Senators @TedCruz and Josh Hawley should immediately resign.

2 reasons for impeaching and removing Trump today: 1. Accountability. No president who incites an insurrection against the United States can remain in office. 2. Safety. Having done what he did yesterday, there's no limit to what he might try in the next 13 days.

Republicans who say we can't impeach a president 10 days before an inauguration had no trouble confirming a Supreme Court justice 8 days before an election.

Can Mike Richards host Jeopardy! forever, please?

Feeling generous? Maybe help my friend’s friend’s dog? gofund.me/e6c1d98a