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Wow I can’t believe America is already 2025 years old! Happy Birthday!!

Lmao the toughest thing about playing Baylor is getting out of Waco fast enough

Peruna: PC LOAD LETTER??? WHAT THE &#%@ DOES THAT MEAN??

I can’t seem to find the TCU riff ram hype video with the dorks in suspenders pushing lawn mowers. I’m sure we all know why they never posted it to their social media, but I’d like a copy to use to make fun of them later in the year. If anyone has a copy please send me a link.

If you think about it, Peruna is the Perfect mascot for a grass field. One of the handlers should run with a sign that says “This grass is fertilized by Peruna!”

Smokin’ some pig ribs, dreamin’ ‘bout pigskin. It’s Friday y’all, and we got football in 6 weeks!

World class athletes train here. The number of NFL QBs I’ve watched throw around in Armstrong is nothing short of amazing. Dallas is a perfect location to attract and retain talent, and it’s self-evident.

Ain’t this some of their cringiest shit you’ve ever seen?

I’m detecting a pattern here…

Down bad for some college football rn

Dallas also has better tex-mex than Austin. Don’t @ me.

Finebaum always has been and always will be a total fuckin hack. How anyone can respect him is way beyond me.

Yet again SMU was leading the charge.

Day 6: Peruna installs a botnet to farm bitcoin across all computers connected to the SMU intranet. Day 7: Peruna has retired to the Bahamas and his phone has mysteriously been disconnected.

BREAKING: InsideCarolina has confirmed SMU is looking to leave the ACC to join the E̶̙͍̊͂͘ͅļ̷͕̇̀̓d̴̗͚͋̈͑ẽ̶̝͓̩́̀r̶̛̬͎̤͂ ̷̜͉͒́g̴̘̪̰͆o̶̩̿d̶̡̈͠ŝ̵͇ ̸̱̫̂̉o̵̳̗͎͆̔ḟ̵͙̬́ ̸̬͊R̵̡̙͕͑̊͝'̷̛̞͙l̴̩̇̋̃y̵̲̅̇͌͜e̵̺̖̫̽̓͐ȟ̷͙̊ ̵̜͍̄̈́̅c̸̯̮̈́ò̵̲̀͠ņ̴̣̀f̴̩͍̚ę̵̭̀̚ṙ̸̻͙͎ȩ̸̲͈̀̍́n̴̮̰̓̇̕c̴͍̹̑̓̍e̶̲̼̮͒͐.

SMU being ranked higher on offense and defense than both TCU and Baylor has me unreasonably optimistic about our OOC schedule. Defense (WAY higher on D compared to BU): x.com/KFordRatings/s…

How is Peruna, the only mascot with a confirmed kill over another mascot, not at the top of the mascot power rankings? Peruna also mounted the TTU raider horse and kicked Bevo so hard it took like 6 hours and pain killer injections for him to get back up. espn.com/college-footba…

Watching Spa sprint race qualifying thinking to myself “that's Raidillon, actually”

Respecting a good line is something SMU and Miami have in common.