36’ - Celebrations are short lived as uni squash legend Rahul Bansal gets absolutely rinsed on the edge of the box by History’s winger who slots home from 4 yards out. (Keeper should have done better)

FT - History 3 - 1 Medics. Fuck me that’s an hour of my life I’ll never get back.

AAAAAAND IT’S LIVE

7’ - Not much action so far other than Bohemians number 4 getting a hard-on over a very average tackle. Very weird.

18’ - First piece of action as club poster boy Danny Moneybone rinses the Bohemians left back and rattles the crossbar. Still 0-0.

30’ - 1-0 to the Bohemians. Good goal to be fair.

34 - GOAL. The medics equalise as Sam Barnes slots home from 2 yards out. 1-1. This is still really boring.

37’ - Some space opens up for Alex Turner in the centre of the park but he completely bottles the shot. You really do hate to see it.

Half-time here at Norton. Still 1-1. I could be in a boozer right now.

54’ - Sub for the medics as Wayne Simmonds replaces Luka Milivojecic. Goals. Inbound.

61’ - Hands on heads here at Norton as Bohemians retake the lead. Bane Simmonds has an opportunity to equalise moments later but skews wide of an open net from 5 yards out. Literally not a single person is surprised.

3-1 now. Jimmy’s in the book. Heads have gone. The Fox & Duck is calling.

SURFC VARSITY 2020 STATEMENT

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