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There are narcissists that will steal your things to yell abusive lies at you and then refuse to return them when you ask them to stop.

What baffles me is how anyone could steal several things from me only to give me verbal abuse for unhinged X posts, without even thinking to apologize or return my things.

I’m still looking for my engagement ring

“Do what Sage is doing, but make it blurrier, smaller and more dull”

My gf is the same shoe size as me so she can wear my stilettos

I’ve never had a pickup line; I just walk around.

Y’all are still talking about that time a korean chick squirted in my face?

Squirting in my face without my consent is still a crime

She healed my cat with her boobs

Should we cater to their insecurities and wear cute cowboy hats? Only sometimes

Sage Suede twerks club music, but jive turkeys think he’s criminal!

Never did the underwear run in college because I’m so chaste, instead I became a global underwear model.

Henry Cavill? He must be a type of chair

Today my gf asked me “are you turning into a woman? It’s just those curves.”

#nails 💅 #chicken

Wyndin’

When the back of your earring bounces off your dick and the new trajectory makes it harder to find in the carpet