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White Vegan KFC Burger

Shoutout to autocorrect almost getting me in shit. Cat nap.

Larraine: how do people get ready fast? Me:

No way. What karma list was Randy doing?

All pud things come to an end. The upcoming series of The Great Stand Up To Cancer Bake Off will mark the end of Sandi’s magnificent stint as a presenter on the show. We would like to thank her for all the wonderful memories and wish her the very best for the future. #GBBO

Who are you today? Kermit body, Shrek head defo.

It’s ironic our internet is supplied by Virgin cause they’re fucking us royally here.

Fucking ew.

What are some Netflix documentary cliches that are done across every one? Like the drone shot at the start etc. Asking for me. I’m making a Netflix Documentary.

Ripper style hotdog, home made fries, mustard pickle relish 🌭 🍟 🥒

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Larraine’s away the weekend and I’m already missing her so much but you better believe I’m gonna treasure every second of being able to sleep on my back, in the middle of the bed. The Snoring Starfish is what I’ll be called.

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I never celebrated Valentine’s Day. Never cared for it. But after 2 years with Larraine it’s clear it was more important to her that I did celebrate than for me not to. Valentines number 6 together now, getting the hang of it.

Fuck me. My dumbass thought it was a giant person mounting a car.

Aw I’m so gutted. Got myself a wee treat from Asda and get home to eat it and it’s mouldy.

“I don’t believe it...” “Oh. Mike...” “I’m an icon FOR DISNEY PLUS!”

Secret Santa but you can only order from Wish.