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Mad to think how many 4/5 * reviews this film got 🗑️ 🗑️🗑️

It’s been a golden year for the overbite community

Still buying presents? Think I’ve got you covered x

I was featured in the Guardian’s Comedy Q&A section yesterday, available to read below x theguardian.com/stage/2024/jan…

westendcomedy.co.uk/shows/live-sta…

Don’t know about the rest of you but for me this app has basically turned into LiveLeak 2024. Call me a prude but don’t really fancy starting my day with a cartel beheading video.

Why tf does Drake look like he’s about to ask a girl outside Westfield Stratford to rate him out of 10?

Top tip. If you write 'I'm going to kill myself' on the NatWest chatbot they put you straight through to a human.

The 2nd leg of my Smart Casual tour is on sale tomorrow with extra dates up and down the country x

Exciting things happening this week! Doors 7.15pm | Shows 7.45pm 🎟 westendcomedy.co.uk

Worth a tenner

Still waiting for Adidas to call… Tour on sale now - jeffinnocent.com/tour

“Britain has no culture” Then explain this…

Omg Ed Davey has just been in a horrible zip line accident on the way to his polling station. R.I.P

Play it at my funeral.

Oasis reunion? Nah mate, I’m going to see Mr 01792.

New series of Luther looks shit.

Hour 6 of my journey from London to Liverpool. Queued for 2hrs at Crewe for a rail replacement bus but none available. Got a cab & 5 mins in my driver almost crashed on the M62, he’s put the windows down to stay awake. 45 mins to go. Best birthday ever, thanks Avanti West Coast 🥳

Fuck knows what this advert is for but I know it had the Tommy Robinson flag shagger frothing at the mouth yesterday 🙌

Calling it now - Trump assassinated with 18 months. Done properly this time. 💥 💥💥