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Comedy Fest is coming up, and I'm in The Dice Show on Sat May 3rd! It's stand-up comedy on topics of YOUR choosing. What fun! Grab a ticket early - this will sell out. comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/th…

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Just me and the lads being lads

Oooh yeessss!!

Pope Goes the Weasel

White smoke billowing out of the Sistine Chapel means either (1) new Pope or (2) Vatican intern at vaping up a storm.

Guys guys guys Pope Francis died at 88 - the same number the Delorean had to get up to to send Marty back in time in Back to the Future. What if the Pope didn't die but instead has been sent back thirty years to make sure his parents fall in love back in 1995?

Simple Somalian sommeliers sound so similar, so some simple Somalian sommeliers simply swap sounds with some slightly simpler Somalian sommeliers.

Happy birthday to my Dad, who would have been 65 today if his birthday were today and not in September like it is.

Nice.

We now, for the first time ever, have a Pope who is younger than Disneyland.

WARM UP GUY FOR A CHAMBER ORCHESTRA: Are you ready to baroque?!

Mama... if you go through a black hole... can you still text on a phone?

So incredible to be part of this cast of legends!

I love the day after radio awards day, where every station in the country claims to be the radio station of the year.

Shark Tank but they pitch their business ideas to actual sharks.

Help a brother out! I'm trying to get my books on the Whitcoulls Top 50 Kids list To vote, visit: whitcoulls.co.nz/kids-top50 Enter YOUR picks (Anaconda Attack and Blizzard of Blobs and Don't Scare the Dentist or Snake Brought Cake) Submit your details. Get these books on the list!

A bird jn the hand is worth washing your hand.

Imagine going to a #Coldplay concert and ruining your relationship AND your Saturday.

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