Fire this man immediately #bestoflinkedin

Guess they had to get to The Oyster Pub right away!!

Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

Who vacuums at this time of day? Answer: my upstairs neighbor

S/O to coworkers who bring Girl Scout cookies to work

On the search for my Haus Maus

Life is too short not to get exactly what you want.

Is froyo still cool? #askingforafriend

Ugh. Left stuff back in Minny that I meant to grab. Hate being rushed #ohwell

Say what! Huey Mack and SAMMY ADAMS tomorrow in Mankato! Gonna be rocking #bbsg

So apparently my car is too new for anyone to change the oil...#firstworldproblems

Current thoughts =🐸☕️

Retweet this today for a chance to win a dozen free donuts. #BirthdayBash

Sometimes all you need is 30 Rock and Mac and cheese #isitonlymonday

Not great but a win is a win! #beatdaBears #nfcnorth

Is there anything better than deli olives in life? #Existentialquestions

Even the Syracuse bench knew this alley-oop was dirty. 💯

I am a ⚪️woman 🔘man Looking for a ⚪️woman ⚪️man 🔘Memes

Laugh it up Mayfield...you'll be playing in Cleveland next year! #RoseBowl2018

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