I know I haven’t been around for a while and then I go and share an ad, but man, there are great things going on with North East comedy and I’d hate for you to miss out. P.S. I love you

Come to this, man - it’ll be great. I mean, not if you don’t live in the area or if you have other things on, that would be just bonkers. But other than that, definitely come to this.

This is the best thing to happen to Whitley Bay since it was in an episode of Vera.

This will be the best thing to happen to Whitley Bay since it was in that episode of Vera.

Top stand up every Friday and Saturday Laurels in Whitley Bay! Lauren Pattison is here (Fri only) a sparkling talent, an act we are proud to have in the region! PLUS Rachel Jackson Hal Branson and John Gibson with @SteffenPeddie on Saturday feltnowt.co.uk/events/

If you’re going to Solfest, I’ll see you there.

Really looking forward to this gig. Everyone one the bill, except one, has been on TV. Let’s not dwell on which one is the odd one out.

It’s all happening in Whitley Bay tonight. I mean not literally all, some things are happening elsewhere, but this will be great.

To be fair, I only look like an accountant. And rap like an accountant. This rap battle has David and Goliath written all over it - except David is also an accountant.

To be fair, Grok probably told him that’s the kind of salute you do at a right-wing rally.

Yes, Musk bought a social media platform and changed the algorithm to boost Nazis, but it’s not like he’s going around doing an actual Nazi salu- oh, forget that.

@ImLeeKyle No worries. Hope the sketches are coming together nicely. Cheers, John.

I think I may be out of touch. I've just been into fast food place and tried to order a McBusted.

@BallsToIt23 Thanks for that, Michael. I here he's around. Just very infrequently.

{Wow, you look amazing. Have you been working out? Don't be alarmed, you simply forgot you were following me.}

@terryg_79 Yes, just letting people know that I'm still alive, Terry. I know some were barely sleeping at night with worry.

We've taken care of your Friday night laughs tonight w/ Mark Nelson Felicity Ward John Gibson & more Tixs: ow.ly/bESQ3063zHO

I've been away from Twitter for a while, but if you want to hear some jokes I'll be telling them here tonight. x.com/standnewcastle…

@rejunevated Thanks, June. Hope you're well.

Sorry I haven't tweeted much, I've been trying to work out how to switch envelopes at an Oscars ceremony. Worked quite well I thought.