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Why would I give a fuck what a dumb ass rat thinks about meeee

i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life

Howling....can't even say knuckle sandwich on tik tok

Tapasya

Still such a slay

does anybody have a job that doesn’t make them want to k*ll themselves? if yes, what do u do

Millennials are truly the last humans

Mercury in Gemini ♊ (June 6 to June 22) Tomorrow, Mercury joins Jupiter in its own sign Gemini. This is a quick and clever 16-day transit. Big Ideas, Fast Words! Expect your conversations to be sharper, though you might feel like you have too many tabs open in your brain.

Scorpio & Gemini are the two most misunderstood signs here. Scorpio isn't out for revenge. Gemini isn't two-faced. Scorpio just sees too deep, Gemini sees too much. One protects their truth, the other questions yours. Neither is fake, they're just tired of being misread.

Probably one of the most contentious topics in modern internet memetics is what the fk does pepe's side profile actually look like fr

THE SIGNS AS CHEESE LIST™️ (a collaboration between lipsy, Naoumi & sattvic.sats) xx

Class clowns of the world

We don't need an Evita remake. Regards.

happy 40th birthday to the people’s princess lana del rey <3

Being a good conversationalist is an art. You have to have range.

He said Bombs 'was' dropped and I think that may be more criminal