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The tweet that reactivated my account! (Not a compliment). 1. SHOUTING MAKES IT MORE COMPELLING. NEXT TIME TRY ENDING WITH "!!!" 2. "Price predictions and stupid people attract", still holds. 3. The top comment criticised this for being a wild underestimate. Of course.

Til 👀 is pronounced "WTAF?"

Will the phrase "shat out a Tweet" still make sense though?

Yeah, every billionaire will spend all their wealth on Bitcoin, man. Soon!!!

BTC hell, huh? Name checks out...

JUST IN: Someone you never heard of said numbers! SCOOP: Number was big!!!

Yeah, when we cross 100k retail and others will 🚀 FOMO us infinitely higher! Just like last time!

Hyperbitcoinization will happen by Tuesday, latest!

An intern to wade through these meaningless engagement tweets?

But, did you also call it last time we crossed 100k? How about next time?

Because you made so much money last time, when he told you to buy ethereum, right?

A consistent tide-rider who runs an anything-but-Bitcoin casino says someone will do something? Lucky the affirmation is BIG ENOUGH to override your prefrontal cortex!

PSA: mentions and DMs save me from having to wade the sewer manually. TIA!

Um, have you ever actually met "genuine Bitcoiners"? Like Roger Ver?

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary It was a terrible, terrible day for the Internet as a whole.

After I did this, the real manager showed up and insisted he please leave. Now, sir.

Country barely heard of has LEGALIZED something I always assumed was legal! LFG somewhere else please?

You literally just made this book.

Or, when I tried:

The CAPS make it real!