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Sex should be exactly three rounds each for five minutes. If she doesn't cum don't be too hard on yourself she'll cum on her way home

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Accidentally clicked “Reply All” in the office email. Now the whole company knows I asked for a salary increment and called the boss “vampire in a suit” ☠️

Accidentally clicked “Reply All” in the office email.
Now the whole company knows I asked for a salary increment and called the boss “vampire in a suit” ☠️
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Met a girl on X who claimed she was a Toyota engineer testing self driving cars. We dated for two months then it turns out she was using me as a crash dummy for emotional resilience algorithms

Met a girl on X who claimed she was a Toyota engineer testing self driving cars. We dated for two months then it turns out she was using me as a crash dummy for emotional resilience algorithms