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Jon Sosis

@sayitaintsosis

Comedy Writer/Producer. Check out our two web series on the @AtlanticRecords YouTube channel! ⏮⏹▶️⏸⏭🎬🎥

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Yes, that’s what it is. Not that he’s manipulating stocks in line with buy and sell tweets. Trump really does thrive with the uneducated.

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I’m glad Bill Maher had dinner with Trump, I’m just shocked he got “Trumped” and fell for the bamboozle. Trump becomes whoever he thinks you want him to be. And he did that to Bill and Bill fell for it. Trump is an actual garbage person in really life and on TV.

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At this point, anyone who still supports Trump can no longer say they support America. You’re in a cult and it’s weird. Just shut up and enjoy the next 3 years because it’s over for you guys. Adults with functioning brains will fix this in 2028. #MAGAMorons

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After a 6 hour delay and zero food on the plane except for this one ripped open box of chips, United Airlines doesn’t feel like this isn’t their fault. I guess 6 hours with 6 delayed plans sitting on the runway is enough time to put food on a plane. Time to go back to JetBlue.

After a 6 hour delay and zero food on the plane except for this one ripped open box of chips, <a href="/united/">United Airlines</a> doesn’t feel like this isn’t their fault. I guess 6 hours with 6 delayed plans sitting on the runway is enough time to put food on a plane. Time to go back to <a href="/JetBlue/">JetBlue</a>.
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So republicans want to argue we don’t have a gun problem, we have a mental health problem… then they cut the funding for the LGBTQ Youth Hotline where kids are getting help with mental health. Got it. You really are all deplorable garbage.

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CM Punk crushed tonight. Here’s the build I had up at Brickworld Chicago this month. #SmackDown #NightOfChampions #WWENOC

CM Punk crushed tonight. Here’s the build I had up at Brickworld Chicago this month. #SmackDown #NightOfChampions #WWENOC
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My new prediction is Punk wins at Summerslam and Seth cashes in which is the same place he had his last wild cash-in ten years ago. #WWERaw

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We’re going to find out the Astronomer CEO actually wasn’t cheating. They were just super embarrassed to be seen at a Coldplay show.

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The main difference between Dems and Republicans is we’ll get rid of people like Cuomo and Al Franken for misbehavior. If Trump was found to be abusing children on Epstein’s Island, republicans would defend him.

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I don’t understand why Piece Of Cake Moving makes me fill out a form with details saying I’ll get emailed a quote if I’m going to get a phone call asking me to tell them all the details again. Hung up immediately.