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"Pregnancy and motherhood are both incredibly difficult and highly personal decisions — definitely the two hardest things I’ve ever done." scarymommy.com/parenting/moth…

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If you’ve felt a little out of control at any point over the last few years (and honestly, who hasn’t?), read this. scarymommy.com/lifestyle/emot…

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My daughter says I'm upset with her for not doing her homework because I'm a Gemini. That's not true. I'm upset about it because I'm her mother. I'm posting about it on the Internet because I'm a Gemini.

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Be careful when shopping for safety gear online — certain products might be skirting federal safety guidelines. scarymommy.com/lifestyle/bike…

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Easily one of the major benefits of having a sibling is getting to talk to someone who knows *exactly* what your parents are like

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"When I was more excited about going to work than coming home, I knew I'd gone too far." scarymommy.com/lifestyle/peop…

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Why do the “I need noise to sleep at night” and the “I need absolute silence to sleep” people always marry each other??

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A dermatologist explained why you tend to get more and more of those pesky skin tags as you age. scarymommy.com/lifestyle/gett…

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In our new HAD TO SHARE series, our editors dish about the health and beauty products that we love the most. Up first: Kiehl's Since 1851 Ultra Facial Cream! scarymommy.com/lifestyle/kieh…

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