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Michael Schottey

@schottey

Vice President Membership, Marketing & Communications @ASTAadvisors | Slot WR/TE Coach, Senior Analyst and Recruiting Coordinator @MHSPirateFB

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calendar_today03-08-2009 19:02:59

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There’s literally an entire brain process I go through EVERY time that harkens back to early forum/twitter culture that clearly just doesn’t exist in anyone who didn’t experience that.

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Michigan is the first school EVER to have a 1st round draft pick in the same draft year for Football, Basketball, Hockey, and Baseball Everything School 〽️ #GoBlue

Michigan is the first school EVER to have a 1st round draft pick in the same draft year for Football, Basketball, Hockey, and Baseball 

Everything School 〽️ #GoBlue
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I like Teddy Two-Gloves, but as a Florida HS football coach, I don’t think it’s out of the question that he (like the rest of us) be expected to play on a level playing field 🤷‍♀️

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A lot of you never had to coach HS football across town from coaches providing impermissible benefits and recruiting your players and it shows.

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Here’s the list of 21 kids that transferred into Miami Northwestern BEFORE they won a state championship. larryblustein.com/news/keeping-u… Here’s the player rankings on3.com/high-school/no… Here’s this season larryblustein.com/news/transfer-… And more rankings on3.com/high-school/no…

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Using other tools that aren’t nearly as likely to go off the rails and be racist, anti-Semitic or bat**** crazy at a moments notice. Thanks for checking though!

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Spent the last few days on the road in Boston and New York (and stuck in Logan Airport for 5+ hours) so happy to get home and veggie load. Cleaned out the fridge to make a chicken salad alongside some Quest chips.

Spent the last few days on the road in Boston and New York (and stuck in Logan Airport for 5+ hours) so happy to get home and veggie load. 

Cleaned out the fridge to make a chicken salad alongside some Quest chips.
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According to the “cooking is more expensive than DoorDash people” this meal was free. Then again, I just paid $200 for groceries that will be delivered later and will feed four people for an entire week rather than spending the same amount on like 2-3 meals, so they’re idiots