This Just In: The slow moving are easier to track.

Alka Seltzer is Not that sort of suppository. *spoiler alert*

In the hunt for unity which syncs all parts harmony with all parts discord, have the devotees checked the tie that binds topknots to assholes, yet?

It's ok to officially reprimand the founder of history, effectively retroactively, for The Curse of Oak Island, isn't it?

Not asking for permission to do the already done. Only if it's ok to do so Officially. On behalf of the readers of The Requiring Minds Need It, of course.

How To: Fit Fuck into any letter? 4 blank character spaces filled in.

It's not a question as to If truth can be handled. It's what shape it'll be in after passing through customs.

First serious test drive on the crutches, resulting from a knee adventure with an aspiring nearsighted vet, was said to be a daunting task by many. Yet, near iced cold tap beer, served in... facebook.com/permalink.php?…

->_______-> <-_______<- = boarder reps. To which belongs the any in the chasm between the =s?

1st impression impacted all following. Because that's what 1st dent, ever, does.

Pillow Cases; Denied Hunting Permits. Fair or Foul?

Recall the good old days when the mid-life crisis came when you hit 17.5 years old, because normal checkout was pegged at 35 years old? So much simpler, the math used to be.

Ever met an asshole that didn't act as if it figures the shit has the easy job?

I think the Roach Coach horns should play The Imperial March, from Star Wars. Since it fits perfectly.

Ever wonder who taught fish how to fish? If so, carry on. If not, you will will; now.

Q: What's the meaning of Life? A: Look it up.

Growing old is a young form's game.

This Just In: It's all Light's fault that everything don't look exactly the same. Or so it appears.

Inf Youth is wasted on the young, how come Money Shots get paid by all ages and other shady different categories of note? It's in the name, Money Shot.

If there's a ball and chain that don't come with its own baggage train, duck.