Senator Josh Hawley - Missouri (parody) (@senatorhawleymo) 's Twitter Profile
Senator Josh Hawley - Missouri (parody)

@senatorhawleymo

I'm Josh Hawley and I'm running for President in 2028. Constitutional lawyer, husband, dad, US Senator from Missouri (parody)

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calendar_today10-01-2021 19:42:10

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BREAKING!!! 🚨🚨🚨 Newly released video just dropped showing Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth moments before he accidentally texted top secret war plans to his Call of Duty group chat.

Senator Josh Hawley - Missouri (parody) (@senatorhawleymo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No one feels sorry for him. He voted for Donald J. Trump to do this to other brown people. He's just mad he's not considered white enough to be in the #MAGA club. #FuckAroundFindOut #FAFO

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🚨Looks like #TACOTrump strikes again! Donald J. Trump CHICKENS out, yet again! #KilmarAbregoGarcia landed back in the US last night. We need someone in the The White House that will stand up to these radical judges. #Trump is not that person and it's time for him to go! NOW!

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OMG! Marco Rubio just TRIPPED while walking up Air Force One immediately after Trump almost fell! According to MAGA logic, Rubio and Trump are mentally declining and need to be removed from office ASAP!

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@noliewithbtc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And there it is. The Minnesota assassin who shot Democratic lawmakers “voted for Donald Trump and was a strong Trump supporter,” according to his best friend.

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🚨BREAKING: I will be opening an investigation into Donald J. Trump and his anchor babies Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, and Ivanka Trump. #Trump cannot be a hypocrite here. Also, we will be looking into Elon Musk and his over a dozen anchor babies. #anchorbabies #TACOTrump

🚨BREAKING: I will be opening an investigation into <a href="/realDonaldTrump/">Donald J. Trump</a> and his anchor babies <a href="/DonaldJTrumpJr/">Donald Trump Jr.</a>, <a href="/EricTrump/">Eric Trump</a>, and <a href="/IvankaTrump/">Ivanka Trump</a>. #Trump cannot be a hypocrite here. Also, we will be looking into <a href="/elonmusk/">Elon Musk</a> and his over a dozen anchor babies. 

#anchorbabies 
#TACOTrump
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🚨🚨 I think we need to know if he was vaccinated with THE JAB! Many people are wondering. Is this another Covid Vaccine DEATH?? #HulkHogan #Hulkster #Wrestling #WWE Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 tmz.com/2025/07/24/hul… via TMZ