
Senator Josh Hawley - Missouri (parody)
@senatorhawleymo
I'm Josh Hawley and I'm running for President in 2028. Constitutional lawyer, husband, dad, US Senator from Missouri (parody)
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10-01-2021 19:42:10
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BREAKING!!! 🚨🚨🚨 Newly released video just dropped showing Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth moments before he accidentally texted top secret war plans to his Call of Duty group chat.


Governor Hot Wheels. Suck it, you pansy ass fake Christian. #governorhotwheels #GregHotWheelsAbbot Greg Abbott


It's because Bill Maher is intimidated by people smarted and more accomplished than him, like Barack Obama and Bill Clinton. But he knows Donald J. Trump is an idiot who he doesn't need to impress. 🤷♂️


No one feels sorry for him. He voted for Donald J. Trump to do this to other brown people. He's just mad he's not considered white enough to be in the #MAGA club. #FuckAroundFindOut #FAFO


🚨Looks like #TACOTrump strikes again! Donald J. Trump CHICKENS out, yet again! #KilmarAbregoGarcia landed back in the US last night. We need someone in the The White House that will stand up to these radical judges. #Trump is not that person and it's time for him to go! NOW!




🚨BREAKING: I will be opening an investigation into Donald J. Trump and his anchor babies Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, and Ivanka Trump. #Trump cannot be a hypocrite here. Also, we will be looking into Elon Musk and his over a dozen anchor babies. #anchorbabies #TACOTrump


BuT I lOvE fReE sPeAcH!!! This numb nuts Gunther Eagleman™ gurgles Donald J. Trump's cum for breakfast every day.


A lot of people are saying Speaker Mike Johnson and Donald J. Trump fuck kids. Is that true??? #PedoPresident #PedoTrump #PedoSpeaker #PedoGOP #MAGA #PedoMAGA #pedopotus #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp
