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According to Henry James, the most beautiful TWO words in the English language are “summer afternoon.”

Covid sucks ass.

it’s literally harder to sign into gmail from a new device than it is to breach the capitol walls

To top all this off, I think my dog has had some sort of anal leakage on my couch

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

Well, Trump finally got his wall. It’s in Washington DC.

Alpha Investors I'm still terrified that Musk has this much power, but that's politics baby. The almighty dollar extended the invisible middle finger to Wall Street this week. What a time to be alive.

Citadel is a hedge fund that owns Melvin Capital Management. Melvin is a $GME short seller predicted to lose BILLIONS due to the people taking the free market back. Citadel owns the app Robinhood. Citadel banned purchases of new $GME shares on RH. Market manipulation.

Just today, General Motors will make approximately 21,917 cars, which will account for about $43 million in gross margin. During that same time, Tesla held 40,000 Bitcoins and generated $180 million in profit by doing nothing.

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila

I have lived comfortably off the $1,800 in stimulus since the pandemic started 11 months ago

Ever walk into a room and forget what man's purpose on Earth is?

When you see me chewing on ice for 30 minutes, you need to find another gig other than bartending.

Tesla is using only internal & open source software & operates Bitcoin nodes directly. Bitcoin paid to Tesla will be retained as Bitcoin, not converted to fiat currency.

If we make life multiplanetary, there may come a day when some plants & animals die out on Earth, but are still alive on Mars