Just as well for Mark that no-one gives a fuck about Bleeding Cool anymore.

The Harry Potter books were actually written by Imane Khelif when she three years old. JK Rowling flew to her village, stole her manuscripts, and then kicked her straight in the balls.

Remember this shit? 😂

Weird...I keep reading that this is a peaceful protest

#NowWatching Funniest show I've seen in ages

I won’t tell people if I win the lottery, but there will be signs…

Today while I was working, a friend brought me a sandwich and a Coke Zero out of the blue. I thanked him and asked him what I owed him. He said it was a token of his appreciation for being his friend. I’m gonna think back on that simple act of kindness a lot. I already know.

I miss him.

I'm very proud to announce that #TakeAnEasyRide (1975), one of my favourite British exploitation movies ever, is coming to blu-ray in August. Directed by my friend Ken Rowles, this new release features an audio commentary, a booklet and three new documentaries, all made by me!

Note to self... Don't ever mess with James Woods.

Oh dear what a pity never mind theguardian.com/media/2025/jun…

Jesus wept...🙄

Watching video of what has been happening in LA over the past few days, and it's definitely not capturing peaceful protests. Chunks of concrete being thrown through police car windshields, cars being burned, looting, etc. Hope it's all brought under control very soon.

Tonight's viewing...

Beautiful clip of Brian Wilson and George Martin discussing ‘God Only Knows’. I love Brian’s enthusiasm when he thinks George is making the song better. ‘I can’t believe this is happening!’

Oh no 😞 apnews.com/article/brian-…

JK Rowling has never said this, you intellectually barren halfwit.