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Maureen Money, Maureen Problems

As I’ve always said, if Elon Musk wants something, who are we to object? WHO ARE WE?

Should people called Justin ever really have been running things?

To be a successful #Traitor you need to be a good actor. Amazing that Linda is doing so well, as an opera singer. From all operas I’ve seen, being an opera singer is basically the opposite of being an actor.

I’m not sure what to think about Labour’s budget. I do hope Kwasi Kwarteng has made a public statement.

I think I’ll have to pretend that there isn’t anywhere called America for a bit. Just set an alarm for January 2029 to re-engage.

67 die in air crash; investigators recover black boxes. Trump sympathises with all the unhired white boxes.

Where’s Sleve McDichael?

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Much the best route, if you ask me.

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Unbelievable bad luck for Andrew Tate, being allowed to travel to the US just after all the cabinet posts have been filled.

People who get tattoos don’t think enough about the possibility they might one day be in the running for foreign secretary.

Victorian composers as cereal. I’ll go first: Sir Frederick Gore Muesli.

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Just quickly - it’s not St George’s Day. Byeeee.

I know Reform UK struggled to find 5 non-wife-beaters to be MPs, but I’m sure in their selection of councillors they’ve tapped into a real seam of talent.

There is a massive gap between the intelligence, capability, and morality required of the US government, and the qualities of the Trump administration. THAT is the Gulf of America.

Takes a special kind of guy to be morally inferior to Chelsea FC.