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Shit Lawns

@shitlawns

Showcasing the hideous trend of plastic lawns. Cutting through greenwash & exposing examples of garden habitats being replaced by sterile and lifeless astroturf

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calendar_today14-02-2022 19:18:34

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Sue Doxat (@sdoxat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How is this legal or even sensible? Our environment is already polluted with plastics, and insects, birds, beetles etc decreasing in numbers. Please help stop the use of unnecessary plastics.

How is this legal or even sensible? Our environment is already polluted with plastics, and insects, birds, beetles etc decreasing in numbers. Please help stop the use of unnecessary plastics.
Api:Cultural (@apiculturalldn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hackney Council finds Shoreditch Park Primary Schools destruction of green space and replacement with Shit Lawns a breach of planning. Enforcement have ordered it be reinstated as natural green space. The headteacher Mrs Penny Smith will no doubt be appealing the decision.

<a href="/hackneycouncil/">Hackney Council</a>  finds Shoreditch Park Primary Schools destruction of green space and replacement with <a href="/Shitlawns/">Shit Lawns</a> a breach of planning. Enforcement have ordered it be reinstated as natural green space. The headteacher Mrs Penny Smith will no doubt be appealing the decision.
Dave (@letsdigit) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everyone getting ready for the summer with new gardens and stunning lawns on Facebook. So much in this space to stimulate the senses. The water can run off into next door, one of which also has a Shit Lawns #gardens #shitgardens #gardennightmare

Everyone getting ready for the summer with new gardens and stunning lawns on Facebook. So much in this space to stimulate the senses. 
The water can run off into next door, one of which also has a <a href="/Shitlawns/">Shit Lawns</a> #gardens #shitgardens #gardennightmare
Ban Plastic Turf (@banplasticturf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Because artificial turf is challenging to recycle… “After its relatively short lifespan of ~8-15yrs, artificial turf ends up in indefinite storage, landfills & incinerators, creating a whole host of additional pollution problems.” 😔 #BanPlasticTurf yahoo.com/news/opinion-w…

Because artificial turf is challenging to recycle…

“After its relatively short lifespan of ~8-15yrs, artificial turf ends up in indefinite storage, landfills &amp; incinerators, creating a whole host of additional pollution problems.” 😔

#BanPlasticTurf

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Shit Lawns (@shitlawns) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ricky, you're an advocate for wildlife and animals, for that we love you... but you've dropped the tennis ball on this one! May our Fox friends take many more dumps on your #ShitLawns

tiredandsaltyjensenstan (@saltydeanstan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Spencer Shit Lawns It's the Love Island trend. I think we should petition to producers of Love Island to design a set that is more eco friendly, so those watching will hopefully be influenced to copy that instead.

Ban Plastic Turf (@banplasticturf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“he suspects microplastics are among chemicals driving plummeting sperm counts and a drop in overall sperm quality.” theguardian.com/society/2025/a…

“he suspects microplastics are among chemicals driving plummeting sperm counts and a drop in overall sperm quality.”

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Shit Lawns (@shitlawns) 's Twitter Profile Photo

With record temperatures and very little rain before Summer has even begun, we need to start taking better care of our natural world for wildlife and climate. An easy start, is to ban lifeless plastic gardens 📝 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7160…

With record temperatures and very little rain before Summer has even begun, we need to start taking better care of our natural world for wildlife and climate. An easy start, is to ban lifeless plastic gardens 📝
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7160…