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Only 21+. Don't share w/under 21. Drink Responsibly. SIMPLY SPIKED CO, MKE, WI PRIV: bit.ly/MC-Pvy T&C: bit.ly/TnCs-MC

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Anyone else roll up to the family function and suddenly forget everyone’s name so you just go, “Hey cousin!” hoping someone turns around #NationalCousinsDay

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Friendship is a sacred union between a friend who’s always late & a friend who always shows up with Simply Spiked #NationalFriendshipDay

Friendship is a sacred union between a friend who’s always late & a friend who always shows up with Simply Spiked #NationalFriendshipDay
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Anyone else have grandparents who are so sacred about their mac and cheese recipe they lock you out the kitchen?! #GrandparentsDay

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Like a mango, it’s hard to cut through a Virgo’s exterior (spoiler alert: they have trust issues). Send this to your Virgo friends before they ask why you haven't tagged them yet ♍️

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you: I want a drink that tastes like summer even tho it’s fall me: hey 👋 you: but I want something with ~variety~ me: you’re not gonna believe this 🍋🍓🫐🍉🍑🥭🥝