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Hey Vernon Reid! Was finally great to meet you after being a lifelong fan. I was the dork talking about playing “Type” on my Iceman when I was 17. (I can still play it, but not as fast as you.) love the new Reverends. Phenomenal show. You guys are the best.

My son has now seen Slayer live, and yet I have no FOMO on that.

Sleeping with your back to your loved ones. And this is all that we’ve learned about happiness.

Hi America It’s Election Day, assholes. Don’t be an asshole.

This is all a farce. Millions of people saw a violent insurrection of the country as “ok” and now cast their ballots for this tyrant. By the laws of our system he should literally have zero votes. Citizens, few. A pathetic lot.

The best thing about Barack Obama was that he ushered in a new era of real hope. The worst thing about Barack Obama now is that he is not talking to anybody.

People like Elon Musk build their little shitty fiefdoms off of people like me. It’s a hard lesson to learn as a tech person this late into my career. I have wanton objective hatred for the machine(s) we feed, and I am still yoked to the wagon of singularity build-out.

How is it that even though he voted “no” on Hegseth, Mitch McConnell still is the worst character in the equation? (There is a real answer.)

All the worst people are in charge of everything.

We’re going to start measuring in cubits again, apparently. Does anyone know how much HGH has contributed to that measurement anymore? “Hey USA! A guy named “Kennedy” runs that shit now! I think the real culprit here is Mike Judge.

The United States of America is teabagging the world right now. I am repulsed and feel betrayed as an American. Fuck Donald Trump and the new fascist regime. The capitalist techno-kleptocrats want to run the world? Where is left to go?

With liberty and justice for all. Unless, apparently, you are accused of being…whatever is displeasing Stephen Miller at the moment. Resist the fascist state.

“And lo, on the 34th day, the Hero and his little chuckle-nuts buddies Did Establish the Holy Gulags. The purges forthwith were swift and very due process, no problems. America: Great Again!”

This should be considered a medical directive. If I die, please ensure my wife has my index finger in order to get through all my biometric passwords.

Gotta say I’m real excited about the Pacers this year.

My profession was taught we could be “craftsmen.” Now, we are robot-feeders. Capital is eating us alive. Haven’t you seen Reaganomics fail like I have on the long arc of half a century? People are Matrix food. They will revolt (or perhaps are revolting) in light of it.

Trump is taking us where we always feared. Those who thought it couldn’t come to that and supported him because he was “funny” or whatever can eat a giant bag of moose dicks. You will burn in nuclear holocaust too, idiots.

Take it from here, Claude. Let's burn down some fucking trees.

Travis Barker. Nuno Bettencourt. Ronnie Wood (?!) Rudy Sarzo. Steven Tyler. Tom Morello. Playing Aerosmith “Train Kept A’Rollin” Awesome. What the hell?

haikus are boring for geeks who like rhyming stuff 'merica, fuck yeah