🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

Monica Lewinsky whenever she hears the phrase “Big Beautiful Bill”

It's crazy how the most vivid symbols of unrelenting generational poverty in this country are $100k pickups, $500 designer t shirts, and $1000 sneakers

Invite me, invite my accordion

Sorry kids no college daddy needed some soap

"Why are you crying? It's just a bar of soap"

Trying to watch Department Q on Netflix but had to turn on subtitles because Scottish people are completely indecipherable when they speak

If he can have a Catturd Army, I feel I deserve an Iowahawk Space Force

Tim Tebow That's it. That's the list.

Demanding files be released after holding them for 4 years is weirdo behavior. Starting to think the Epstein files are non existent and it’s just a carrot to dangle for political purposes.

Interesting that Trump is charging him for transporting illegal aliens and yet by bringing him back Trump is literally transporting illegal aliens.

Great work, Attorney General Pamela Bondi 👏

remember what you looked like before you let yourself go?

To answer your question, yes, you can always have my pickle.

You can have a movie without Seth Rogen. It’s ok.

Can’t believe just a few months ago they were happy and dancing together What changed?

That Friday afternoon "F*ck Work" feeling.

cc: Senator Chris Van Hollen Great work, Chris.

I hope my neighbors like my new bag pipes

Democrats went to bat for a human trafficker. Let that sink in.