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Married men be interested in everything except their wives.

So many men act like women should impress them, and I think that’s so weird. In literally every other species, males are out here singing, dancing, growing feathers. Meanwhile human men are like “I showered yesterday”

coffee so dark it plots your untimely demise.

Do you like Coffee Ice Cream?

Just a friendly reminder!

To all my horny online friends, I have a thing on at work, today. I won't be able to chat. Don't stop sending me your crude pics and lewd messages. I'll catch up when I can.

You ever look back at a man you liked and realize he was a walking red flag from top to bottom?

Ladies no matter how good of a person you are... You'll never be good enough for a guy who isn't ready to be a man

Im a slut for huge juicy tits the same way i’m a slut for big black dick.

Note to guys: Please make bringing flowers to a first date a thing again. I promise you this will make you stand out & show a girl you really care

It's a sad fact that the creators of South Park have more balls than our entire legislative body combined. #SouthPark

the "cooking at home is more expensive than ordering" people have never tried just cooking a big batch of something and then eating that thing for 4-5 days