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Here's one lady gets two packs of cigarettes. They're 25dollars with discounts. She buys with a card. Suddenly 25 is too much so she wants a refund I can't refund on tobacco with a card So I am a cock sucker for charging 12 dollars a pack.

AverageUpdates Remember the times before cogs fluid? Crazy to think how different the world was back then

Been waiting on the home insurance guy to give me a quote for a week or so, he finally comes back with a thousand a month premium plan And in like "Yeah I don't need 500,000 dollars in jewelery, furs and gun coverage. I need 45 bucks a month coverage"

It's cool that summer time just means sustained 90 degree weather from mid May until late September now

I got really high and forgot I posted this tiktok without review or even a point but I keep cracking up at the way I said "Smuggling Pllllllluuuuums"

I keep doing stuff attract little helper elves, and friendly gnomes but all I get is mischievous hobgoblins and a barbaric civilization of tiny mole men in my garden.

A loophole to get your wolf hybrid covered by "if your dog mangles a guy" insurance is to get them certified as a seeing eye dog. And I think more blind people should have half feral weredogs.

Now I understand shy a bunch fo people were swearing by it

There's a lady that comes in always in full festival wear, neon fishnets, yarn dreadlocks, the works Her teenage son however dresses like a redneck farm boy And it's hard to say who is more embarrassed of who

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I don't really get the obsession with Sydney sweenie. Is it cause I'm not a boob guy?

Until I was like 14 I was always a little disappointed I never got struck by lightning