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Studio time 📀

New items in stock hit a DM for orders or find our hipster merch bro at our next show in between his frequent American Spirit smoke breaks.

Upcoming show schedule. Tickets available either DM for info or visit your local Whole Foods they should be back by the organic kale...

Our new EP Armed To The Teeth is out! Available on Spotify, ITunes, YouTube, Napster and at your local Circuit City open.spotify.com/album/3CbPemJ0…

New hats perfect for any occasion whether it be a Galla type affair, opening up the pit, or putting in work in these streets. Pick one up!

When you're in a band you must be totally synched up. Even breaking that dreaded Coors Light seal at the same time.

Plenty of shows coming up for you to come fuck with your boys. DM for bookings as well. Perfect for all events from bar mitzvahs to proms.

We play this Friday at The Back Bar in Janesville and Saturday at The House Cafe in Dekalb. Come throw down with us yeah.

We play at Back Bar in Janesville tonight. Come chill with your boys. Find our hipster merch bro roaming around.

Come check out some real march madness tonight. Athletically were just as dope I promise.

New recordings in progress. Taking requests for a classic jam cover....

Seriously if only we were half as awesome as john marston kinnie ...... an impossible feat we know.

New interview for a local paper in the 815 tonight. Go pick it up it'll be by the Nintendo Power and Hustler magazines. Cheers

More shows coming up. Stay tuned and come throw down with us.

We play Madison at the Locker Room right now. Come let us judge your very best pit moves. 1st place gets a half 30 rack of Busch light.

Remember how extra dating was in 2007? Had to jump on MySpace put shorty #1 on the top 8, change the profile pic, put the date in your name, put a love track as your song, and put “owned by melissamurder™️” in the bio. Shit was real.