🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 (@soaringeagle45) 's Twitter Profile
🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸

@soaringeagle45

Faith, Family, Freedom! My wife is the Bomb! No DM’s!!! Patriot who shares a little humor, old jokes, memes, etc. Laugh a little. John 14:6 ✝️ God wins!

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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that… Cause I will move to a secluded area in the woods away from everyone 🤣

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How about just do a stand alone bill WITHOUT all the extra crap in it that basically states: Do you think the Epstein files should be released? Yes or No 1 page will be sufficient, don’t need 3,972 pages This is where, WE THE PEOPLE, will know exactly where each of you stand!

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When I was in the third grade my teacher said, "Did you know humans are the only creatures who studder?" I raised my hand, and said, "I once had a cat that stuttered." My teacher asked me to describe the incident. "Well," I began, "I was In the backyard with my cat, and the

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It’s not boring, it’s about a bunch of pedophilic scumbags getting away with crap that should be freaking squashed and I’m not bad people, I’m an American that is tired of high profile pervs getting off!! This isn’t good at all! You can disagree but that’s my thoughts! 😡

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Guaranteed to give you a laugh!! 🤣😂🤣 An elderly woman walked into the store to buy some cat food. She picked up three cans, but when she reached the cashier, she was stopped. "I'm sorry," the cashier said, "but we can’t sell this to you unless you prove you have a cat.