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Socks And Flops

@socksnflops

ex-YC, Lead Protocol and Web3 Engineer at @ButtonDeFi and @Poolside_Party. Built Weth++. Please DM for more details or collab opportunities.

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Ruxandra Teslo 🧬 Early in my math career, I noticed all of my professors were either Ivy League Grads or Romanians. Massively underrated group of wizards.

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Disneyland in the US: This actor must have the exact ethnic background of the character. Disneyland in Japan: If they ain’t white, we’re doing brown face.

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mRNA_GoyimExploder I think for extended periods of time, this will wear you down. Like a jail for 1 day vs 1 year. It’s a prolonged psychological lack of purpose. Not everyone is equipped to handle this (by using this free time to chase new goals) and will instead just rot away.

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At your graduation ceremony, pay attention to the regalia worn by the faculty. If all of them are wearing robes from other schools, it means you should not pursue academia. It's all downhill from here.

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I was gifted a silver bracelet the other day, so this is my public service announcement: Do NOT cook with it on. It conducts heat much better than you can imagine and attempting to remove a ring of fire from your wrist is not fun.

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Every martial artist I meet brags about being able to fight people double their size. Every boxer is like: “That guy weighs 9 lbs more than me. I’d lose in a heart beat.”

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Globalism has kinda ruined the magic of traveling. When you go to a vending machine in Japan, you expect to see new and unique beverages you’ve never seen before. But no, it’s all coca-cola and sprite. It’s literally the same as back home.

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Dear "Security Researchers", Please do not insert a bunch of typos into your AI-generated report to obfuscate the fact that it's AI-generated. It's still very obvious you're submitting spam. There are no shortcuts in this line of work.

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As a math major and TA of 3 classes, I developed a Unique Theory of Sleep: If you’re uncomfortable, it’s easier to wake up. So if I pulled an all-nighter to prep for an exam or 1-on-1, I’d nap on a couch or floor to avoid sleeping in. In hindsight, this was dumb.

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LaurieWired They’re gonna put them into their brand new TI-8X calculators. Resolution will boost to 32-bit colors and retail for $300. College board will mandate it’s the only acceptable calculator for AP tests. And kids everywhere in the US will be forced to buy it.

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Startup Archive Hanging up out of frustration probably skews the number low. A lot of companies use similar metrics to justify AI-chatbots, when in reality they're just pissing off their customers.

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critter People struggle to understand that stereotypes are not absolute claims but descriptions of the average. You can’t disprove a stereotype by bringing up exceptions.

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Never become the friend that makes fun of others for lack of social awareness. 9/10 times, you’re bragging about your anxiety.