🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

Pretty gay that X asks me if I want to see offensive tweets before letting me see them. *taps sign* I’m trash.

good thing we cut the fire dept funding by $23M while increasing the police dept budget by $138M. the cops will shoot at the fire.

Someone just let off a firework. Across the street. In the middle of the most devastating fire Los Angeles has ever seen. SMDH.

Hot Planet: Part I open.substack.com/pub/sovereigns… I'm starting a new weekly series on my substack. It's free to subscribe. I'm retelling the history of exitence from The Big Bang to the current state of affairs. Think of it like a satirical text book.

I got a chonky new laptop and the touchpad is more sensitive than a clitoris. No I don't want to move that half of a sentence to the previous paragraph and then open the print screen, thank you.

Most terrifying moment of the inauguration was realizing that Barron Trump was the only adult in the room.

In my shitposting era.

Channeling my inner Sandra Bernhardt.

I started a vlog on my YouTube channel. Please go like and subscribe. It’s called CRASHING OUT with Sovereign Syre: youtu.be/m_1LLoGzmC8?si…

New vlog out. CRASHING OUT with Sovereign Syre Ep #2 Leaving the Left youtu.be/As-afMGv3-s?si… via YouTube

Vlogging about leaving the Left. Am I doing the hook right? CRASHING OUT with Sovereign Syre Ep #2 youtu.be/As-afMGv3-s?si… via YouTube

People need to leave Melania alone. She's just a hoe doing hoe shit. Hoes don't bother anybody but the billionaires you don't like anyway. In another piece of content farming. Which hoes should go on the Mount Rushmore of Hoes? I'm taking nominees for my next podcast.

Which do we like better?

I’m adopted so I have an old dad. He’s 83. On his morning walk he was attacked by a random stranger that pushed him into the street. Concussion, shattered bones. He’s been in the hospital since. Will probably be moved to a nursing home after, his worst nightmare. Prayers please.

🦭🦤🧸👽🤖🫶🏻🫷🏻👌🏻🤌🏻🤏🏻🫳🏻🫴🏻🫀🫁🧠👩🏻‍💻👩🏻‍🚀🥷🏻🧜🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️💅🏻🧖‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🪡🪖💍👑🐷🐽🐦‍⬛🐺🐗🦄🫎🪲🐍🦕🦑🪼🐬🐋🦈🦣🐘🦏🦛🐫🐪🦘🦬🦙🐑🦌🪶🪽🦃🦚🦢🐇🦦🦡🦥🦔🍀🐚🥀🪻🪷🌖🌙🌍🪐💫✨☄️🌪️💨🫧🍆🥥🌶️🍜🛝🎣🤸🏻‍♀️🧘🏻‍♀️🩰🚨🛩️🛸⚓️🗽🎠🌋⛺️📹📸🪫💎⛓️‍💥⛓️💣🔪🚬🧿🔮🪬🕳️⚗️🩻💉🧬🦠🧫🚰🛁🧼🪆🎀🎈🪅🪭🎐💔❤️‍🩹☣️🚮🆒

This is drake vs kendrick for republicans

Elon in his “just asking questions” era.

Twitter is coming back. I can feel it.

Trump is about to find out what it’s like to go through a break up with someone that has borderline personality disorder and I am so fucking here for it.