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A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show.

HOW CAN YOU SEDUCE ME WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN USE PUNCTUATION?

We're all just poems written in different time Abandoned words Unfinished artworks Coz we're looking for a rhyme at the end of our last line

Oh please, honey. You're exactly like other girls.

Fiction writer: What, are you calling me a fucking liar? Nonfiction writer: Yeah I am.

I'm fucking tired of seeing stolen tweets. Blatantly stolen. I'm a small guy account but my shit is from real life. Tweet stealer, Fuck You!

I've dreamt him..night after night, and so he must exist

She met him, she liked him, she liked him, she loved him,she loved him, she let him, she let him she lost him

Amen!

Take me seriously... or passionately, lustfully, with wild abandon.. your call.

Marriage is a lot like Lucky Charms... Sure there's more of the other shit than marshmallows... But...You're in it for the marshmallows.

You can't keep a secret from a #Scorpio. Eventually, he or she will find out then it's gonna be some major problems.

Its sad how used I am to not receiving a second chance

EVERY Fight Club tweet makes me want to watch Fight Club. But I can't tell anyone.

<---- not an artist but drawing some conclusions

This day?...Its like a sore dick...just can't beat it

The only reason to have more than one kid is so they'll raise each other while you drink wine and nap.

I wish I knew how to say anything without sounding sarcastic.