Makeup hides your beauty, haircuts reveal ours,Big difference.

There’s no such thing as a 2- or 3-month anniversary. ‘Ann’ in anniversary comes from ‘annual,’ which means one year. One year is 12 months. You and your babe are just educated olodo.

The thrill of balancing it in the middle 😀

"Insighting hate" Because I tell men not to settle for a whore? But same you insight hate towards broke men to the extent you feel they don't deserve to live, forgetting if that should be the case, your father should be the first in line to die for the broke man community. God

omoo shut up abeg

Betty🩷✨ KING CHIDI May the gods of all the three major ethnic groups along with the gods of all the minority tribes in Nigeria and the Egyptian gods along with all the Zulu gods and the Asian gods and deities strike you with thunder. You dey mad.

when he said “abeg chairman”😭😭😂

Cooked under 30secs 😭😂

I just witnessed a “Put your Europa League trophy on the table” from a Spurs fan to an Arsenal fan

Imagine say she close the laptop immediately after you press 400k for aviator 😭😂.

Your unpaid rent came up casually in conversation 2 days into knowing him?

Na why your hair dey power those meters.. 🌚

You wan collect my work? No try am o 😭😭

if my father was involved in any competition of course I’d support him

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Sir Dickson I don't even find this funny honestly.... Still don't understand why some guys feel like knacking someone's babe is an achievement.... Once I move to a girl I find attractive and she tells me she got a man, my interest drops to zero and I'm off.

No chop am, na world champion Bayern:

Thank you mummy for making me a Bayern fan 😌

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The worst part about last night was Arsenal fans telling me that UCL is not my level. Arsenal fan ooooo, Ahhhhhh God😭🤦🏾‍♂️