One of the best panto cows I've had the pleasure of watching being milked Mark Simpson - great show at the Late Night Sweet Shop Cherry Reds 🇪🇺🍒💙 last night ⚠️🎅

While others are enjoying the festive season my work goes on. I have been hard at work, alongside the other essential services. I have phoned A&E departments across the UK and gathered data on Xmas cutlery-related accidents. The results are in...

Tonight I'm visiting The Apothecary Tap for Rock the Atic comedy #Banbury I'm driving a KIA to Banbury Cross To see a fine comedy club audience Drinks in their hands and bells on their toes I will spread deadly serious cutlery safety wherever I go shorturl.at/1DsQx

Deadly serious cutlery safety advice coming to a town* near you this Thursday. (*if you live near #Stowmarket) 🍴⚠️😎

Looking forward to appearing Leicester Comedy Festival Jokes On Us on Feb 15th and topping up the cutlery safety awareness in #leicester and the surrounding area. Free PWYW tickets (reserve a seat): tinyurl.com/LCFCutlery2025

Lock up your cutlery - Crawford's coming to Bedworth 🍴⚠️😎

Forkin’ great night ahead at Bedworth Civic Hall - with super talented Alan Hudson - Magician Pierre Hollins and Alex Hylton plus a sharp & well-polished dose of cutlery safety wisdom from Ian Crawford! 😎🍴⚠️Grab tickets here: funhousecomedy.co.uk/venues/bedwort… via Funhouse comedy

Sunday night comedy in #KingsHeath, #Birmingham - cracking line-up with some cutlery safety training on the side! skiddle.com/whats-on/Birmi…

Sorry for any confusion BUT Sheila from the office has booked one of my deadly serious safety training workshops during the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival!! (Sat 7th June, Droitwich Spa) rikmayallcomedyfestival.com/events/acciden…

Cutlery Safety along the A34/M4 corridor - tonight at the Hartley Arms, Newbury & tomorrow (Thursday) at The Angel in Royal Wootton Bassett with fellow chuckle-crafters Jacob Nussey Tony Coleman & Graeme Collard Graeme Collard rwbcomedyclub.co.uk

This Thursday I will be spreading cutlery safety advice supporting Count Binface Cherry Reds 🇪🇺🍒💙 Birmingham skiddle.com/whats-on/Birmi…

Accident Avoidance Training for Cutlery Users: Advanced & Improvers at The Rik Mayall Comedy Festival on June 7th Droitwich Library Droitwich Library Tickets: rikmayallcomedyfestival.com/events/acciden…

Thanks to Lucy Foley HarperCollinsUK and Waterstones for raising the profile of the Fork in The Midnight Feast this summer ⚠️🍴#staysafe

"I wrote the first draft over a few days and did a pre-preview preview in my sitting room in July '23." MICHAEL HUGHES's #EdFringeTalk25 wp.me/p3S2mm-4SU Ian Crawford @mooseface42 Threedumb Theatre Greenside Venues #EdFringe #WW1 #TheGreatWar #GreatWar #FirstWorldWar

Deadly serious cutlery safety briefing > Tonight 6pm at Bush Fest B64 5EA and next Thursday 7:30pm at Fletchers York Road part of Kings Heath Comedy: khcomedyfest.com/thursday

I will be safely spreading deadly serious cutlery safety advice Durham Fringe Festival this weekend (Sat 26th & Sun 27th) durhamfringe.co.uk/events/acciden… #durham #staysafe 🍴⚠️

Top up your cutlery safety training August 18 to 24 ⚠️🍴 edfringe.com/tickets/whats-… Ideal for those looking for week 3 Edinburgh Fringe recommendations #edfringe

First Edinburgh had to host Oasis & now Sheila from the office has only gone and accidentally booked me to deliver 7 cutlery training workshops during the Edinburgh Fringe! Catch me Paradise Green 1:10pm August 18-24th edfringe.com/tickets/whats-…

Staying safe at the Fringe - deadly serious advice from cutlery safety expert Ian Crawford comedy.co.uk/fringe/2025/fe… via British Comedy Guide

I am carefully spreading cutlery safety at the #Colchester Fringe this weekend on 25th & 26th Oct. see here for info and tickets: colchester.ssboxoffice.com/events/acciden… 😎⚠️🍴