Rules of waking up to pee at night: 1. Never open your eyes fully, only about 20%. 2. Never turn on the lights. 3. If someone speaks to you, never reply, just mumble. This is how you go back to sleep immediately. Thank me later 😌

she jus sent 100 for 2k i jus bought 5 percs thankyaa

insert cheesy bread

sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home

no rizz just these big ass brown eyes

You couldn’t have waterboarded this video from my drafts.

Nigga look like a lion with dreads

Luhh Dyl’s new single “Nite N Day” samples Kid Cudi’s “Day N Nite” 🔥

i miss her and everything us my fault

Bologna is just hotdog pancakes 🤢🤮

#hours

"6 people were killed in Chicago last week" Ok maybe 6 people made stupid decisions? 2 MILLION people were fine

Lil woody laid out peters street Atlanta after falling off motorcycle

Good. His heart was about go Triple H the way he was going

It's like study music but I dig it

all the uncs not getting that the age range here is listed ironically and to troll them

This is probably the coolest Batman design I've ever seen and it was just some random person's idea, not even affiliated with DC sybau