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Jeff Tew

@squirreltew

@BWT0514’s Husband/BFF. Father of 2. @UofAlabama & @Giants Fan. Banker. @OleMiss & UWA Alum. Radical Moderate. Commonsensical. @BillisKing’s Alpha Beancounter.

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Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

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Uh oh, Bill(y) King. I joined the trend and asked Grok who the most famous person was to visit my profile. The answer may be somewhat damning to Grok’s reliability. Grok refers to you as “the SiriusXM college football radio host”. Breaking News: Grok is run by ESPN!

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Call me what you will, but I would take the $10 million dollars in 99.99% of any situation presented. Invested properly, $10 million tax-free dollars would give my family financial security for the next 100 generations or more.

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I’m not paying $120/year to view this shitty analysis. Since 2014, Alabama has won 3 Natty’s, 7 SEC Titles, played in the playoffs 8 of the 11 years, and has been #1 at some point in every AP Poll, except 2023. This graph with Alabama in it, much less at 15, is batshit crazy.

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Everyone is free to their opinion, but to me this business tactic is lunacy. If you’re on the left and say you won’t do business with Trump voters or if you’re on the right and say you won’t do business with Democrat voters, you’re essentially killing 50% of your potential sales.

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It is literally like an article from “The Babylon Bee” or an episode of “Southpark” comes to life when this is done. They will fawn over anyone or anything that is anti-conservative, and even anti-moderate for that matter.

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I’m not a big consumer of Barstool sports per se, but do honestly love the audacity and flamboyance of Dave. On a standalone matter, I am a massive fan of Dave’s pizza reviews and the stories he gives behind the restaurants he partakes.

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I know it’s just the preseason, but I’ve seen enough to predict: This season, a kicker will kick a 70 or possibly 70+ yard field goal in a regular season or postseason game.

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Alabama should reset, drop 1941 as a Natty, and add 1945. I know Army won the AP Natty in 1945 but Alabama finished undefeated, won the Rose Bowl, was #3 in the AP, and was awarded the NCF Natty that Alabama and others (like Michigan) have claimed in other seasons.

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I think this has been the Dallas Cowboys business model since JerryWorld was built. Jerry has his Super Bowl wins. Does he want to win? Sure. But even Jerry has admitted in interviews that he’d rather be in the news and decent than have a consistently winning team and be boring.

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As Dan Patrick eloquently says, “I love, love”. One has to believe Travis Kelce is retiring after this year. I also anticipate him signing one helluva a prenup. To all Haters of Taylor Swift getting TV Airtime during Chiefs games, it’s going to be a rough year for you.