While I understand that zoning laws can be frustrating, I have zero sympathy for people who buy plots of land without doing even a second of due-diligence to research them first. Like… oh, honey…

When I say “I am salivating…” I don’t think you understand. I am straight-up frothing at the mouth over this one

You’re not?

Incredible casting, tbh

Oh god, he’s definitely going to nuke somebody to distract from this, isn’t he?

If you give a Stace a cookie… (I’ve had 4 big cookies, this is a confession)

A bruschetta of sorts is coming together

Hell yeah, brother

Wow, all I can say is… rip

this is an insane story about the US coast guard arresting a Canadian in Canada claiming it was US territory?? with the most Canadian response “no, I am very sorry. I will be polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot come across the border and pick me up” but they did

Not having a great mental health day… gonna eat some potatoes about it

Yeah, so… that’s definitely not the big plot twist, and one of the films funnier scenes, of which there are few.

After this story, the Citizen Oversight Board held an extraordinary meeting calling out Denver Mayor Johnston & Chief Thomas for undermining transparency, bulldozing the community into manufactured consent, and dismantling OIM oversight by offering training in lieu of discipline.

“Could have wrote”

Accidentally left a slice of cake that was given to me at work in my hot car overnight

A direct result of protein-maxing culture and subsequent fiber erasure, a fault of (hate to say it, but you know I’m right,) MY generation… fucking millennials. We are evil by nature, thanks entirely to George W. Bush, super-low rise jeans, Kris Jenner, and the Lehman Brothers

Ooooh, Girl…

Saturday morning stuff

Doing important research…