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Smashing. Just in from Bill, 76, on safari. Having a once in a lifetime experience with the family. Safe home Bill. Marvellous.

This lady wasn't happy about the excess charge for her emotional baggage. Can't please everyone.

When you strut like a global traveller, but have never actually been on a plane before.

With hindsight, the new children’s menu at our YO! Sushi wasn’t the best idea. Kids are crying.

Passenger Announcement: Please keep well away from the large slabs of meat being lowered from the ceiling on hooks. It’s time to feed the baggage handlers and this creates a more natural environment for them.

Absolutely delighted to be awarded in the King’s Honours List this morning for ‘Delays in Aviation.’ #ArisePrices

Exciting day! The final blade arrives for our wind turbine as part of our commitment to being carbon neu...never mind.

Delighted to welcome Popeye’s to our Food Court! Nothing beats the taste of Louisiana chi…never mind.

Very honoured to have been asked to organise the flyby this morning for the King's Birthday. Many happy returns, and God bless you Sir.

Absolutely delighted to have launched our new flight training programme with Sir Richard Branson today!

I think my personal trainer has just worked out that the weekly stats on my Fitbit mean it’s been tied to a propellor.

I never thought we’d be scraping frost off an aircraft in June! Unfortunately it’s Ian Frost from maintenance. Walked backwards into the propellor. Tragic.

So sweet. One of our sniffer dogs is enjoying a bone marrow treat. Unfortunately it's still inside the leg of a passenger.

Our mini mart is offering some fantastic deals on cheap Cryogenic storage.

Slight delay on the 20:53 to Alicante due to an engine issue. Benny from Maintenance reckons he can sort it no bother.

Duty Free Fact: Any headphones are noise cancelling if you wrap the cords round the neck of the dickhead playing loud music then pull tight.

Came in today and noticed that my old desk had been replaced with one of those super fancy ones made from an aircraft wing. Unfortunately the rest of the 737 was still attached to it and the rest of my office was gone. #Delays

Great sequel. Snakes off a Plane.

We don't know whether our newest trainee is beyond lazy or an efficient genius.

Old Bob in Freight accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in his address book. Not only was it embarrassing, it cost him a fortune in stamps.