Anyone done it on birds photos were they've got their tits out yet? Seems the next logical step

I once had a spicy pepper and I cried but I was almost happy I cried because the extra moisture was nice I kept trying to cry onto my tongue

Made me spit out my water reading but tbf that might be the e coli too

Oh to be an unlicensed vape seller outside Anfield right now

Damn that a lot of hickeys

As a self diagnosed adhder sometimes I block/unfollow people cos I get it into my head that they don't like me, then they realise I've unfollowed them and don't like me anyway ☺️

Christ hasn't the cow suffered enough?

Guys is it sexist to say "nice ass, bitch" to a bitch that has a nice ass?

Leaving implications aside 'Princess of lesser mortals' sounds like a cool character in GOT

Clocking the regulars when you redownload Hinge

I think Hunter Biden looking good for his age is proof that crack don't crack

Done a lil rap cos I'm bored

Fish girlfriends be like "babe if I was a worm would you eat me?"

Lil clip from last Friday Hot Water Comedy

When people give fake answers at comedy nights

Just took my dead Nan to vote, forgot to bring her I.D tho so she was turned away 😓 "as dead as Thatcher!" I shouted, pounding her urn onto the ballot table, no one cheered 😓

*to a sobbing woman* is there a mr. carriage

Made a song about milfs

The fucking FLOOD of influencers rushing to make a 'pov: trump during the assassination' vids 😂