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Wine—bottled chaos aged in oak and whispered secrets. Swirl it, sniff it, pretend it’s not just fermented madness in a fancy glass. First sip: poetry. Third glass: confession. #WineDay #RalphSteadman #VineyardOfVice

Bank Holiday Monday—time slows, socks stay off, and society collectively forgets what day it is. Sunburns, cheap prosecco, and the creeping dread of Tuesday. Celebrate like it's borrowed time—because it is. #BankHolidayMonday #RalphSteadman

No Photographs Please! Well it's Tuesday after all, it's been a long weekend and my pelvis is missing...have you seen it? #RalphSteadman #Illustration #Tuesday

World Hunger Day—planet of plenty, bellies still empty. Golden arches glow while children fade. A grotesque feast of waste and willful blindness. Feed the world, not the machine. #WorldHungerDay #RalphSteadman

National Creativity Day—unleash the ink-splattered beasts and let the lunatics write symphonies in crayon. Glue, glitter, chaos, and genius—sometimes in the same stroke. Make something wild. Make something YOURS. #NationalCreativityDay #RalphSteadman

Smoking—tiny fires kissed between trembling lips, a slow dance with death in elegant spirals. Every drag a gamble, every exhale a poem written in ash. Glamour and rot, hand in hand. #Smoking #RalphSteadman #NoTobaccoDay #HST

Fish—silent ghouls of the deep, blinking sideways in a world without sound. Scaled, slick, and ancient as sin. They know things. Cold things. Swim on, little mysteries. #Fish #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Bicycles—rubber-wheeled rebellion, pedalled by madmen chasing wind and freedom. Chains rattle like laughter, tires hum with escape. No engine, no mercy—just legs, lungs, and lunacy. #WorldBicycleDay #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Hot air balloons—floating lunacy stitched from fabric and fire, drifting like a daydream that forgot gravity exists. No steering, no plan—just sky, flame, and the fool who said “up.” #HotAirBalloonDay #RalphSteadman #ILoeonardo

Eyewear—tiny glass portals framing our madness, disguising chaos as sophistication. X-ray specs for the soul, perched on noses like silent judges. See clearer, or just look smarter pretending. #EyewearDay #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Today is the day! Opening at the Bates College Museum of Art, Maine! Get on down, get on up, just get there!

Happy Birthday, Johnny Depp—pirate, poet, beautiful soul, artist. A kaleidoscope of chaos wrapped in passion and cigarette smoke. May your day be strange, savage, and absolutely filled with joyous celebrations! #JohnnyDepp #RalphSteadman #HunterSThompson

The one and only, Flop ❤️ #WorldPetMemorialDay #RalphSteadman #Illustration

Make life beautiful—smash beige routine with paint, howl at the moon in sequins, kiss like you're on fire. Beauty isn't tidy—it's messy, wild, and covered in ink. Splatter it everywhere. #MakeLifeBeautiful #RalphSteadman #BatesMuseum #AndAnotherThing

It’s Raggedy Ann day today which is suitably random.

Movie Night: lights dim, snacks vanish, reality unravels. Tonight’s pick—For No Good Reason, where ink bleeds, bites, and bellows. Not a film. A full-blown splatter of truth and madness. #MovieNight #ForNoGoodReason #RalphSteadman

Flags—loud little rectangles flapping in the wind, screaming loyalty in stitched colours. Borders on sticks. Symbols soaked in pride, blood, and bureaucracy. Wave them or burn them—just don’t ignore them. #FlagDay #RalphSteadman

Meet Myrtle the Hawksbill Turtle! Celebrating World Sea Turtle Day today with @Tusk_org. Myrtle is based on Ralph's drawing in #CriticalCrritters which he illustrated alongside the wonderful words of @cerilevy1. She's a beauty isn't she? 🐢 #WorldSeaTurtleDay #MyrtleTheTurtle

Fishing—sitting still in watery silence, dangling hope on a hook like a lunatic. A battle of wits with creatures that can’t blink. Patience, lies, and the occasional scream at the sky. #FishingDay #RalphSteadman #Illustration