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The idea seems to be if you don’t like the judges’ decisions, get rid of them. This is like firing the umpires if you don’t like their calls.

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Stock market news: Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged. The market for raisins dried up. Balloon prices were inflated. And toilet paper touched a new bottom.

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David Brooks: Trump himself personifies stupidity’s essential feature — self-satisfaction, an inability to recognize the flaws in your thinking. And…when the approach led to absolutely predictable mayhem, Trump, lacking any coherent plan, backtracked [and] flip-flopped.

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By most metrics, the U.S. economy was the strongest in the world when Mr. Trump took office in January, leading some analysts to describe the president’s actions as a historic self-inflicted wound akin to a soccer player’s scoring a goal against his own team.

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We wanted a swift, lean government that stopped strangling innovation and infrastructure. Instead we got chain-saw-style firings…and the worst and dumbest people in the world gloating about how they solved the ā€˜grift’ of sending…medications to dying babies.ā€ Scott Susskind

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, ā€œI’ve decided I want to be cremated.ā€ I said, ā€œAlright, get your coat.ā€

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Stephen King I bought my mother-in-law an electric washer, dryer, oven, and mixer. She says that with all these electric gagets she has no place to sit. So I bought her an electric chair

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Stock market took another dump today. šŸ™„ Trumpty-Dumpty wiffles and waffles. Most inept Prez in American history. Makes Biden look like a political Einatein.