new stice album was recorded with crab in a string bikini during a sunset, jark's chest sparkled that night, and the album was finished

I highly recommend this stice live album it totally slams stice.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-…

how unbelievably cruel it is to tell someone not to "make fun" of another person.. we should all be encouraged to make fun wherever we can in this sick world.

evol you syug

the trust fund that we've been living off of us rapidly dwindling. we're down to one analog synth per day - nowhere near enough for any musician to live off of. this world makes me sick.

we have a new album coming out

sound people are always 2 things: highest paid person in the room biggest asshole in the room

show tonight nyc

in the first weeks of stice's new "Turn Off The Music" initiative we've raised over $15,000 to go towards dismantling music education in public schools in favor of sports and soda drinking. what the fuck have you ever done..??

all music sounds the same to me now that i've learned advanced music theory. weirdly the only thing i can listen to now is the Edgar Winter Group

summer 2025 is gonna be just like summer 2007 except rent is 8 times as high and everyone's parents are billionaires except yours

"hey jark what did your cum get all over??"

how beautiful is it that nobody in this world has to listen to post punk?

the only way to stop a bad guy with a boner is with a good guy with a boner

born sex offender yesterday

i will pay someone $100 if they can get the simpsons canceled in the next year. $150 if you can stop another episode from coming out. fuck

please seriously for the love of god someone cancel the simpsons. ill pay everyone who works on the show for a full year's worth of work.

we sent our new album to Robert Christgau. here's what he had to say: "It is a jingling work of a very original character, embracing various strains of a retentive character which set the foot in spontaneous action and leave an indelible imprint on the tympanum" thanks RC!

i hope i turn out to be a huge loser so i can use the phrase "if you waste your life dicking around, don't be surprised when you realize you're fucked"