everything about this video is great. he makes a cookie using like NIST reference standard flour and chocolate and molecular biology grade sucrose and it ends up just tasting like nothing. he’d also never made cookies before this so it’s like watching a space alien learn to bake

If we go on a date and you know who I am from the internet, please tell me that upfront and let me decide if I feel comfortable with it. It's not bad to be familiar with me from twitter, but I feel absolutely crazy when someone seems to know a lot about me and I don't know why.

POV: you're 2 inches tall and we're in love

Greta Lee don’t fucking turn around

I don't understand why, before the movie starts, we need to see three different advertisements reminding us we are currently seeing a movie at a movie theater.

It's been years since I got 0 likes on a tweet. I have reached levels of shadowbanned previously thought impossible.

if I post a pic where my abs look really good do you guys promise to go absolutely crazy over them?

could you date a girl with really nice abs? 🥵

I've been working really hard can I get a good girl in the chat? 👉👈

No, it isn't cool. He should be allowed to wear skimpy outfits too 🥲

And this isn't even my final form. Watch this space 👀

I made them kiss

somebody cast me in a badass action movie I promise I'll keep my clothes on 😳

😍😍😍

Mia Moore and Heather Ballish

James Gunn saw this tweet before the casting announcment when it had 7 likes and said "I'm gonna fuck with this guy's head so hard"

I am going to beat Yoshi's Crafted World today 😈😈😈