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It’s raining in LA! First since May!

Sleep any time and when you can, Bathe at your own discretion, use your turn signal or not…grunting is allowed, crying encouraged

is there a sleeping pill that will wake me up Thursday?

I’m never leaving California

Ted Cruz again?? Really?

I feel like I’m spinning away on the drug they give you for a colonoscopy oh usa I loved you 🇺🇸

I think I’ve always been more French than American… come to think of it

Maybe we’re all having the same fever dream at the same time?

I want to wipe the smug look off of every newscaster’s face

I wish they would cut the patriotic music crap they should be playing Taps

Don’t give Trump credit. He’s as dumb as a brick

Nobody tell Jimmy Carter what happened he’s been through enough.

What do I say to my kid ?

I'm off to eat cats and dogs... you?

It’s time to wipe our tears and enjoy the last two months of our democracy

We have to get back to the basics chop wood, carry water, and let the next four years just blow over

Melissa McCarthy wins Christmas!