Bought new shoes, the Switch 2, and paid rent I'm eating ice soup for the next decade

I think today might be the day I crash out at work

I made a crunchwrap with a breakfast crossaint sandwich

I can't even play Mario Kart World on release day I'm BUSY ALL DAY TOMORROW FUCK

Oh hell yeah

If this post gets 1 like I'll get a massage gun

say no more

a new way I found to help me fall asleep is to play knockout tour

told my manager I only have so many "it is what it is" before I crack and she got so concerned, like yeah work IS shit and it's gonna be voiced more until something gets fixed about it

Alcohol is lowkey a scam man idk why people fuck with that shit

got some nice kitchen knives as a late birthday present

One day my feet won't hurt after playing DDR for a set

They got me. They fucking GOT me. The horse game is pretty fun.

Basic ass breakfast at 5pm

Kbbq chicken quesadillas are gonna be in the cooking rotation from now on

You may be out at evo but i get to have this all to myself again

If i get another shift full of incompetent people I'm gonna go insane.

Hypothetically speaking what's the play here

Someone who's actually good at DDR help me out with something pls I have questions

first use of the cannon went very well I'd say