Medium Daddy Cool, meow 🍆

Tons more people named Jesus than Elvis, notwithstanding Elvis got a ton more TV time.

I’m a talker, non-athlete, can’t do splits. Can I just use my mouth?

Looks like we’ll be making a September auction St. Jude donation around Tuesday. Will keep you posted. 👊🏼

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The most prevalent sexually transmitted condition on the planet is LIFE

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When you realize that the Cabbage Patch Kid you adopted turns 42 in December.

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Contraception 👍🏼

Metro North Train Restroom could be a candle. Not entirely unpleasant. Think elevated porta-potty.

This MMA ref is gonna just work every fight on the card? What are they gonna do if he gets bumped?

Trying to imagine what kind of machinery they have at the PowerSlap Performance Institute…

25 YEARS AGO TODAY The final episode of ECW on TNN is aired

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