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Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol’ internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it’s real easy, man. -Boomhauer

Crazy that Jeff Bezos owns a whole rainforest

Born to smeg forced to cut

If someone downloads their come in my shirt, fair game

Y’all are out here pretending Rush Hour 2 isn’t the best movie ever

Randy from trailer park boys is a Canadian queer icon

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13, with lots of music, videos, and extras

Jimin E Cricket

Taylor Swift is fourth wave emo

Cmon we gotta act normal, let’s put on some Family Guy

Gatekeep music and movies baby❤️ your so good at it😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Bon Ivers full name is Bonjiman Iverson

I’d rather take ten darts to my head over dropping a half gallon of whiskey on my top

Goatmeal

“We had a good thing going Walter.. We had six of the dragon balls and you fucked it all up” -Mike Ehrmantraut

Can I bring my vape in the sensory deprivation tank?

So you’re telling me Michael Jordon also experienced a pandemic?

I’m so woke it’s contagious, call that pink third eye

The womb is the organic DI Box

British Iyaz be like “this birds like a chune in me cranium”