Komen for the Cure!

Unwanted pregnancy? Our Komen P-22 pistol is perfect for getting rid of a nasty fetus, partial birth style! #komen businessinsider.com/hope-kills-sus…

You're welcome! #girlpower RT: Planned Parenthood Action Thanks to our friends Susan G Komen PR for our fundraising spike!

We here at Komen are PRO-ABORTION. Every fetus terminated is one less potential cancer victim. The ultimate cure! #komen #plannedparenthood

There's never a good time for cancer or a pregnancy. But the time is always right for an abortion! Think about it, you guys.

But what if a fetus is discovered to have cancer?

Fetuses: the original cancer! We're all trying to find a cure.

Attention New Jersey! Keep an eye out for our next fundraiser. Free abortions for all at those at the $500 per plate level.

We support post-birth abortion only in cases of cancer. All fetuses deserve the right to get cancer one day. Please RT #Komen

Since The Decemberists and colin meloy weren't aborted, we hope they get cancer! You with us, zooey deschanel? #komen pitchfork.com/news/45314-the…